antitrust humor.

"j, will you be our local counsel california"

"sure. um. what is it. antitrust? price fixing? 'your honor, there allegations are unbelievable? price fixing?! all our prices are different! on all our products! you think they are fixed? in fact, we increase them!'"

"counsellor, are you retarded?"

"that has never been confirmed"



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I personally think this is the funniest thing ive heard in days, though when K once said that some guy was not her boyfriend "per se" i responded by asking if he was her boyfriend rule of reason. Do with that what you will.