yancy wins again

me: matt and i were playing mario

and he was like "what the fuck this is what youre doing to relax after the bar exam? i feel like im gonna have a heart attack!"

Yancy: if Dexter has a heart attack playing Mario Galaxy at Theresa's apartment on Alejandra's Wii system, he can:
A) sue Nintendo of America for not placing adequate warning labels on the game
B) sue Alejandra for providing the system without taking into account Dexter's faggy heart
C) sue Theresa for not providing less stressful alternatives like Parcheesi, Monopoly or porn.
D) fail the bar