my status message quotes my subletter saying "if i had to pick one person in my life who would stab me, it would be jaimee" - how perceptive after one month i say

Daphne says - well he obviously does not know JP

Then Paul changed his status message to say the same as me:


Paul: there's no one else i'd rather be stabbed by...

me: awwwww

theres no one else id rather stabby

our friendship is so beautiful im gonna cry

Paul: no, see, that's not exactly the response i'm looking for...

12:45 PM me: i know

:)

Paul: the stab

i.d RATHER you had other people you wanted to stab more

me: i know

but i like all my conversations with you to be about you

12:48 PM oh my god i hope aaron is working this weekend

i would totally stab him

Paul:

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY STAB AARON!!!!!

me:

I KNOW!!!!!!!!

ok i have to go

12:52 PM Paul: good need to go ahway

F*CKSOME BITCHES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPURTING CRIMSON INSIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:53 PM me: i think i love you

12:55 PM Paul: we always stab the ones we love