Above the Merger Waves, Going Under....

me: i need a title for my paper

thats my total weakness

3:40 PM JP: welcome to being a law professor daphne says

me: that has nothign to do with that

JP: daphne says $10 if you can work the word "teal" into it

me: its one of my three historic weaknesses

titling, foreign languages, and basketball

infact

i had yarv title my econ paper last year

and she gave a shout out to it being the best titles one in the class

8 minutes

3:49 PM JP: hrm ok

that's exciting

call it "goat molesting ass fellating wankers: how you SHOULD be doing antitrust"

me: HAHHAAH

me: i think im going to put the following words in a hat

"merger, wave, incipiency, teal, dynamic, competitor, analysis, goat," and see what comes out


After debate, we came up with Surf's Up!: Helping Enforcers Catch the Ultimate Merger Wave