i have no clue how this came up
"Whan that April with his showres soote
The droughte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veine in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flowr;"
corey: here's my "anticipated criticisms" section
corey: 8. corey, you're crazy. this model is unworkable. it doesn't even make any sense