1. Mike and I spent our entire dinner at Blue Ribbon hypothesizing a sequel to "no exit" featuring abel Ferrare, Christian Bale's Batman, and Hampton from the Ag's. I littlerally laughed so hard I wasnt breathing. "You should read..more"

2. Since today turned out to be weird "get in touch with people you lost 4 days before you leave NYC day" i spoke to Dan Honan and he was talking about how theres now 8 plumtv stations he runs, but one of them is young and problematic and keeps filming concerts. He said he saw on their sheet that they filmed a disco biscuits concert and he said " I already lost a friend in college to the disco biscuits, Im not going to lose a TV station!"


so cute, little rhody

• Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama will win the Vermont primary, CNN projects
• Hillary Clinton hopes to stop Obama in delegate-rich Texas, Ohio
• Heavy turnout reported; Rhode Island also voting

dear jaimee,

please go. please just pack up your shit and leave. do you need me to help you pack? here, you stand on the street and i'll throw your stupid shit down to you. there's a bus leaving from chinatown at 1am tonight that will take straight to DC and out of my fucking life.

there is too much phish on my ipod. get a fucking life.



I would like to point out that a) this was all sarcasm and i was sitting right there and b) the last line made me pee my pants laughing. I sorta have this things for total non sequiter insults. Last year, after the Sayreville debacle, Yancy wrote me this email that was five pages of hateful vitriole. Which didnt really matter except the last line was something like "and by the way, i think JJ Cale is a terrible piece of crap." Brilliant!

For another example, i always wish that people would make better fun of my anosmia. The best thing anyones ever said to me was Tivon at brown, right before holiday break. We were all hanging out, and he was hugging everyone goodbye and he went to hug me saying "merry christ--oh wait you can smell." And stopped hugging me and walked out of the room to christmas break. Most brilliant ever.


yancy wins again

me: matt and i were playing mario
and he was like "what the fuck this is what youre doing to relax after the bar exam? i feel like im gonna have a heart attack!"

: if Dexter has a heart attack playing Mario Galaxy at Theresa's apartment on Alejandra's Wii system, he can:
A) sue Nintendo of America for not placing adequate warning labels on the game
B) sue Alejandra for providing the system without taking into account Dexter's faggy heart
C) sue Theresa for not providing less stressful alternatives like Parcheesi, Monopoly or porn.
D) fail the bar



" so do you have any big plans today, or are you just going to play the wii. Or are those big plans?"