Ladies and Gentlemen, the Top 5 Sleezy Property Pick-up Lines:

5. "I've got a shifting executory interest in fashion, and I'd like to divest you of those clothes."
4. "Baby, you can acquire this real estate by conquest anytime."
3. "I'll give you a fee simple subject to condition subsequent in some sweet lovin' - we'll talk about the 'conditions' back at my place."
2. "The area below my waist is subject to a regulatory restriction - its only zoned for 'recreational use'."

And, what we've all been waiting for...
1. "I'd like to take you home and internalize my externality."